Showing posts with label diets. Show all posts
Showing posts with label diets. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

bird food and rabbit food


january is the month of crazy dieting.people who want to shed the pounds take advantage of the momentum the new year brings.so let me share with you the diets some of my friends are on:

1. vegetarian crackers (dubbed bird food because of the sesame seeds on top) and mineral water.
yes.just that.for the rest of the day.shout out to kaye.i wanna know your new diet.
i've been told that mineral water burns fat.is that true?more likely bs.anyway,i saw positve results on my friend.

2. banana for lunch. aloe vera water and watermelons for dinner.
yes.again.aloe vera water.it tastes good because it's flovored,if it wasn't,it won't stand a chance.
i doubt this.the person who ate this today doesn't really need to lose weight.she just needs some good ole toning exercise.

3. banana and yoghurt.
i'd die.period.

4.banana for lunch.green salad (rabbit food)for dinner.
give me my Big Mac and i'd do 50 squats and lunges in the morning.

now,they don't really eat the same thing everyday.they have some variety but basically that's it.except for number one that is.
crazy i'd say.tomorrow i'l buy some mc donald's and dangle the fries in front of them.just kidding.

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